Another day, another show and my 15 min. of fame.

Hello, Yes it is time to start getting ready for the next show. I need 1 1/2 to 2 hours to prepare for 15 minutes of stage hording time. Is it worth it? OF COURSE!! A diva will go to great lenghts to get her fame. And, she has to look good doing it. Spackle, bondo, paint and push-ups all required. I'd say that half my fun is the foreplay of getting ready. All that tension build up, my floor covered in what I might have worn, bendi's and wigs everywhere, false eyelashes wrongly adhered to the back of my hand, glitter gel on everything, and yet I love it. Time to get ready. Break a leg.